I always thought they were just jokes that were gross and disgusting, but never believed that stuff really happened. Now, you could call me naive and stupid, because the only thing, I had ever heard of was the occasional joke about dogs screwing women. I'm 5 foot 7, approximately 114 pounds with long raven black hair and glasses with abnormally long incisors. Well now a little bit about me, I'm Tara, a 41 year old married with two children, both girls little one and a teenager funeral director/mortician that operates our family's Mortuary and cemetery. I'm Tara, nicknamed vampirTara back when I was in high school and this is my true story, that happened last May 2016.